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[tenthtimeisthecharm]

There is a brief pause filled with audible clicks and thuds, followed by the slightly echoey acoustics that come from someone recording audio in a large room. "Hello hello! You've reached Dr. Velocity! Feel free to leave a message or a video or whatever here, and I'll do my very best to respond promptly! And if it this is about the stickers, Ratchet, I didn't do it! Love and love and love!"

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[betterthanmegaman]

[ Bass taps his foot impatiently. What in Asimov's name is GOING ON?? How long does it take one person to answer the damn DOOR anyways?! Chill Bass it's been like two minutes.

When she FINALLY answers the door, he flares his wings dramatically! Perhaps in a show of intimidation. ]

YOU! Are you Shockwave?!

[ He flaps his wings and ascends to get a better look. ]

Your headspike is impressive. Do you RAM people with it? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE THE STRONGEST?!

[tenthtimeisthecharm]

I- What? Why do you want to know?

[Velocity sets aside the first aid kit and the toy on the end table beside the door so she can more properly tap curiously at her chin as the smaller bot flies up in front of her. She hadn't been particularly intimidated by him spreading his wings, but then she didn't know she was supposed to be]

Oh. Um. [She holds out three fingers, and folds them down one by one] Thank you? No? And... you think I'm the strongest?

[A cycle of her optics and a tip of her head]

That's very flattering, but what's the metric you're judging this by? Do you have any spreadsheets? I have a really wonderful program I use for organizing the data from a, uh, very serious and important game about magical turbofoxes, but I suppose I could plug in my latest statistics from the shooting range? You'll have to give me a bit, though, I'm not very good with putting numbers in order...

[She turns away from the door and heads back inside her habsuite]

Come on in, I'll start it up! Do you eat energon, or something else? I could've sworn I had something set aside just in case any of the AI came by needing something...